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I think he'd be a radiator. Y'know, one of those big, old school radiators that you're not supposed to sit on, and they take up more space than an Xbox? Think about it. I don't think John would appreciate it at all if you sat on him, would he? There we go! THere's a similarity! John's a radiator!
Oh yeah. Radiators are also RED HOT! Like John's glasses. Seriously, if there is anything that John Rios could put on his face and look hotter, it must be something that costs like, twenty bucks, or even more.
OOH! And if you leave styrofoam cups right next to the radiator for a long time, they end up all warped. I have yet to test the theory, but I think John might well have the same effect.
Y'know what? He's really not like a radiator at all. That was a really dumb idea.
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You can, and should, go TOO FAR whenever possible.
Oh yeah. Radiators are also RED HOT! Like John's glasses. Seriously, if there is anything that John Rios could put on his face and look hotter, it must be something that costs like, twenty bucks, or even more.
OOH! And if you leave styrofoam cups right next to the radiator for a long time, they end up all warped. I have yet to test the theory, but I think John might well have the same effect.
Y'know what? He's really not like a radiator at all. That was a really dumb idea.
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You can, and should, go TOO FAR whenever possible.
He's more like a blender... give him a lot of icecream, milk and tasty topings and out comes a pretty sweet milkshake...
Only instead of icecream, milk and tasty topings its pen, paper and photoshop... and instead of a sweet milkshake its a sweet comic.
And instead of a blender its John.
You can see where I'm coming from.
Only instead of icecream, milk and tasty topings its pen, paper and photoshop... and instead of a sweet milkshake its a sweet comic.
And instead of a blender its John.
You can see where I'm coming from.
I think he'd be the widget in a can of best bitter. no necessarily a household appliance, but useful. And entirely necessary for enjoying the locked-in barley taste of the beer.
perhaps I'm being too euphemistical here....
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Fish are so crazy.
Why bother breathing water,
when there's all this air?
perhaps I'm being too euphemistical here....
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Fish are so crazy.
Why bother breathing water,
when there's all this air?
HHAHA! I wish I knew this forum exsisted earlier!
So if I have any say on this, I always kinda figured I'd be a toilet. I mean, I get alot of crap from people in my life, and when I get TOO much, hell, I just overflow and create a mess and they have no one to blame but themselves. Hey man, they shouldn't have given me so much crap!
Flattered,
-John
So if I have any say on this, I always kinda figured I'd be a toilet. I mean, I get alot of crap from people in my life, and when I get TOO much, hell, I just overflow and create a mess and they have no one to blame but themselves. Hey man, they shouldn't have given me so much crap!
Flattered,
-John
I think John would be a toaster. I don't know why... but I think he would be a toaster.
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Oh yeah. Radiators are also RED HOT! Like John's glasses. Seriously, if there is anything that John Rios could put on his face and look hotter, it must be something that costs like, twenty bucks, or even more.
OOH! And if you leave styrofoam cups right next to the radiator for a long time, they end up all warped. I have yet to test the theory, but I think John might well have the same effect.
Y'know what? He's really not like a radiator at all. That was a really dumb idea.
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You can, and should, go TOO FAR whenever possible.