Hot damn it's late! How my body is still functioning is a mystery to science. But while I'm up, I might as well go ahead and post the new DD Yearbook strip! Yep, it's part 6 fo' dat ass! That was gangsta lingo. Are gangstas still cool?
Welp, I guess you can say this particular strip stems from the traumatic childhood experience of going blind. Not completely, just enough that I began to need glasses. As a kid, I had 20/20 vision right up until I didn't. Seemed to happen overnight, really. One day I was spotting pennies on the ground 50 feet away, and the next day I was having trouble reading the goddamn overhead. I've been wearing specs since the 6th grade and as a whole, it hasn't been that bad. They added intrigue to my high school persona and chicks have been generally attracted to them. But, man, in grade school, it was a dif-fer-ent story. I guess it didn't help that I happened to pick the stupidest, ugliest glasses they had. Stupid giant frames.
Naturally, I couldn't give Blondie glasses permanently, because, well, he doesn't wear glasses. If anything, Mr. Brown has worn glasses in the past [link]
(now uses contact lenses, by the way). So I gave the kid the ol' lazy eye! He wore 'em for 2 weeks and it fixed him right up. As for Brown's headgear, maybe I'll touch on that in the next flashback series...
Speaking of, there's only 2 more parts left in this Yearbook series! You guys have been great about letting me know how much you're digging this series! Thanks for all the comments and emails! Thanks for reading foos! Hollah! (Again, is are gangstas still cool? Because I'll totally stop if they're not)