So there's this saying... "Better late than never." Let's all ponder that sentence deeply while I sneek in from behind and post a NEW DEAD DAYS and say, "What? It's BEEN there since Monday! YOU just didn't see it. Heh heh... heh?"
Hey all!
Well, it's finally here, part 3 of the "SHOP TILL YOU DROP DEAD" Dead Days series! Sure it's late but, goddamnit, it's worth the wait. I mean lookit what's happening?? The EEEVIIILL is seeping out of his girlfriend like Britney's beer gut seeps out of her lowrise jeans! I'd say this is about the time when our man starts cracking a little bit, realizing the horrors inherent in the experience he's voulentarily subjected himself to. HAHA! It's getting nightmare inducin'! I mean, MY GOD.
Anyway, enjoy the new comic goodness! It's pretty solid. Part 4 comin' next week! I'll be providing a plastic tarps for everyone to shield themselves with, as CRAP IS GONNA HIT THE FAN!! Thanks for not only being the coolest audience, but the most patient too! Thanks for reading!
Lurve,
-John
P.S. Shopping Monkey says, "Oook oook sale ook!"
AHAH! I love this series so far -- I'm a female myself but I've never been quite a shopper like most normal females, I'm more of "ok, let's get in here, look around, buy it, let's not try it on, if it doesn't fit, TOO BAD, let's just get out of here quickly." But my mother is more of a normal female-shopper who looks at EVERYTHING ... a lot of times so I totally know where this is coming from and I actually feel the pain of the poor male character :C XD
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I HAVE MOVED TO *kiptripsyc
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"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best." -Frank Zappa
*passes out*
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I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
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"I've got a job making money for the man,
throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can."
-Beck
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When life gives you lemons...Stuff them in your bra. You never know. Might help.
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"Sanity is the refuge of the uninspired."
-- Troy, philosophizing.
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