Shop Till You Drop Dead Part 3

So there's this saying... "Better late than never." Let's all ponder that sentence deeply while I sneek in from behind and post a NEW DEAD DAYS and say, "What? It's BEEN there since Monday! YOU just didn't see it. Heh heh... heh?"
Hey all!
Well, it's finally here, part 3 of the "SHOP TILL YOU DROP DEAD" Dead Days series! Sure it's late but, goddamnit, it's worth the wait. I mean lookit what's happening?? The EEEVIIILL is seeping out of his girlfriend like Britney's beer gut seeps out of her lowrise jeans! I'd say this is about the time when our man starts cracking a little bit, realizing the horrors inherent in the experience he's voulentarily subjected himself to. HAHA! It's getting nightmare inducin'! I mean, MY GOD.
Anyway, enjoy the new comic goodness! It's pretty solid. Part 4 comin' next week! I'll be providing a plastic tarps for everyone to shield themselves with, as CRAP IS GONNA HIT THE FAN!! Thanks for not only being the coolest audience, but the most patient too! Thanks for reading!
Lurve,
-John
P.S. Shopping Monkey says, "Oook oook sale ook!"