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Presidential Figments by deaddays Presidential Figments by deaddays
So, where's the bombs Mr. Bush?

We did what you said, we went to war and bombed stuff and killed some people. We kept up our end of the bargain (well, those there did, I didn't really do anything but go along with it all with only mild complaints), but you dogged us on your end. No bombs? Anywhere? Not even any TRACE of nuclear activity (that stuff leaves traces for years you know)?

Hmmm, I don't know about everyone else, but a simple "whoops" ain't gonna do it for me. It's bad enough our country's economy is the worst it's been in forever, but you have us dickin' around in Iraq stopping a fake threat... why? So that you can secure the oil? Avenge your Pops? Get your war fix? For this you lie to a whole nation and say that Saddam is ready to nuke our children?

Real nice man.

Mkay. I'm done. I guess that wasn't all the way fair, but I needed to vent. That guy.

Anyway, the cartoon is funny, no?

-John
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:icongoala:
Goala Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2003
Have you ever thought about being a political cartoonist? I mean, professionally? (lol) You're very good. Go get some newspaper to pay you for it. :D
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deaddays Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2003  Professional Digital Artist
Hey Goala!
Um, I kinda do! I'm the cartoonist for my college paper, and possible interning this summer for an actual one. :) Thanks for assuming that I could do it though!
-John
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:iconmojaam:
mojaam Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2003
Wow, you make a lot of sense. Like how you express that in your art.
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:iconduplex:
duplex Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2003
so true. All the opposition from europe didn't help, now he needs to pay the price

:+fav:
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:iconscart:
scart Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2003
THIS

KICKS

ARSE


This says it all at a glance, great work and glad to see other people not buying the fairy stories and doing the " oh well, too bad, now shut up and and lets forget it and get to the next problem"
+fav
+devwatch

Cheers
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:iconxandershanks:
xandershanks Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2003
funny cartoon and ditto all you said!!!
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cookiejesus Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2003  Hobbyist General Artist
Bestest way to get to that point EVAR... FAV!
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:iconhiroshi:
hiroshi Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2003
lol. hey man, that's weird. In England our Prime Minister was telling us he was developing Bio Weapons, and that's the reason we went to war. Only to find no Bio Weapons at all. Not Nukes. O_o;;

lol. But yeah, it was a waste of time. We had riots and things against it. Over 80% of Englands population was against it. But STILL Tony went to war anyway. He kisses Bush's backside too much. O_o;;
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olino Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2003
:rofl:

Great:!::!:
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:iconciircle:
ciircle Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2003   Traditional Artist
yeah john
you fucking rule

props to ya
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:icondrevan:
drevan Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Hobbyist General Artist
even if the threat was fake, something had to be done about the situation there
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:iconsexypenguin:
sexypenguin Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
so very true. these jackasses play with weapons like they're toys.
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:iconfig13:
fig13 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Professional Digital Artist
Hilarious! You need to get paid for this.
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:iconinsanitycomics:
insanitycomics Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
HA! I ain't really anti-Bush, but this got a laugh anyway.
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:iconkuroineko:
kuroineko Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
lol XD
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:iconyawn2oo:
yawn2oo Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
why must you be right. :|
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yawn2oo Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
nice, sleek, very professional.

you touch me... here.
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theyspeaksoftly Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
yah, i've been starting to wonder myself...

i supported bush not cuz he wanted war... but for reasons besides...

and i haven't done enough research on the causes/findings etc... regarding the war... to make a decision whether or not i agree/oppose with us goin in there.

granted saddam's an asshole that should be locked up and granted we've been eyeballing their oil bongs over there...

i just want it to be over.

if he's wrong... he should just say it and take the heat

if we find'em, then fine, just hurry up and do it already.

hot damm...

but ya, beautifully done... i like yer clean style... and the reaction from bush to mrs. bush... that look... ha!
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b0n3 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003   Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAaa great job
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doobiwan Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
the sad thing is that nothing is going to come of this after it's all said and done. bush is just gonna carry on business like usual, hell, he'll prolly just start another war (or i guess it all falls under this stupid ass 'war on terror'). if this monkey ass fuck gets re-elected, i'm moving to canada...nuff said

great comic, by the way, but that's nothing new :P
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skantfa Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
LMAO!!!! Great idea. Yeah gotta love bush :) What I love is "Okay, we went...we fkd stuff up...didn't find anything....so now lets put it back together!" Yes Iraq is in horrible condition (and I think we didn't have much business there anyways...can't find bin laden...so lets go after someone else) LMAO this just made me think...and a good idea if I could draw. Bush blindfolded and playing marco polo w/ osama, sadam....and a way to fix everything he's fucked up....cuz I don't think he'll ever find any of those LMAO. Anyways I don't think we should have gone and we should work more w/ fixing our problems, other than everyone elses..meh my 2 cents, go buy a lolly pop if you don't like it LoL Keep up the great work! I'd love to see the blindfold idea....much laughs from me it would recieve LoL
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ubetyourboots Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003   Writer
4 more years!...

...of sitting at home.

Great cartoon.
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pokemonica Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Professional General Artist
I don't know if anyone's said it yet, but my boyfriend noted that "he did it all for the nukey."

:P
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ubetyourboots Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003   Writer
Come on. The nukey? Come on.
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:iconubetyourboots:
ubetyourboots Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2003   Writer
I'd take the time to explain my joke...but....

Nah. Fred Durst ruined it enough. Lousy bastard.
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:iconpokemonica:
pokemonica Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2003  Professional General Artist
aw, now you've got me all curious and anxious to learn...
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:iconpokemonica:
pokemonica Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Professional General Artist
*laughs* i never said that it was clever and humorous, did I? ;)
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scapermoon Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
LOL! I love it. Definitely :+fav: ! :D
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:iconmerijn:
merijn Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
the guy fell of a segway, dont let him play with blocks he'd probably choke on them.
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pacman23 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Professional Digital Artist
hah cool stuff man
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:iconcheshirecheck:
cheshirecheck Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
[Werd!]

=D Always funny.

I dig the way you draw the Bushses.
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:iconmishmash:
mishmash Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
He even got the blocks in the wrong order. ;)

Great job. :worship:
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:iconskank:
skank Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
lol nukey

ya
i hafta agree with ya man...i wasnt opposed to kickin saddams ass (fuckers killed more iraqies than we did) looking for WOMD...but now??
what a load of horse shit.

i had a bad feeling when this joker took office(tho gore wouldnt have been much better, wed all have pet trees, wear hemp, and have "lock boxes";)

oh well...i dont think theres any way this mofo is gettin back in.

great job on this stip man, very funny =)
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nukie404 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
Took a while for me to get it but hell yaaaaa funny XD
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johnniedivine Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
unfair - maybe. the cartoons idea is great but technically would you mind me sayin you couldve done george a little mre authentic? what i really want to say, its a nice cartoon, but i wouldnt be able to distinguish him at first sight. thats it.
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tangledweb Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Professional General Artist
Brutal commentary...I dig it. Well done political cartoon. You know, I think you're good enough to be on Slate's site.
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eqadromos-dxp Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh my fucking God, that's hilarious! ^_^
Great job! :D
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rocketgal Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003  Professional Artist
that whole thing makes me glad im not american. though i do live in a country full of.... nothing....*sob*
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:icondigi-fix:
digi-fix Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
this is so true! :laughing:
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matterless Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2003
haha, i can imagine him playing with those blocks too :)
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