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My Two Dads by deaddays My Two Dads by deaddays
Hey all!

Here's a cartoon running today with a story about how gay and lesbian marriages are gonna screw with the structure of "family." How will children be affected if they are adopted by a gay couple? Will it mess em up or will they grow up normal? Hell, will it make them MORE well rounded? More understanding? Compassionate? Sensitive? Gay? Straight? I dunno. Do you? Yeah, I'll bet you do queer-y! :D Just kidding. I love gays. Yes... in that way... nah, I'm jokin again. I loves the ladies, but am 100% cool with homosexuals. Love peace and all kinds of harmony man! (yeah)

Anyway, as always, here's the piece I did for that. HAHA! I'm pretty proud of this if you don't mind me saying. If you're offended, you're obviously not comfortable with your gayness. Tis all in good fun people! Fun is fun!

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SparklinBurgndy Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this is made of win XD
woodenpen Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
it took me such a long time to get this XD even reading your comment didn't help. So slow witted XD
Fuiron Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
To be honest, my answer to that assertion always was "Of course he can. My mum, on the other hand..."
somniumruina Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010   Writer
hahah I love this!!
Henaru Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
In my opinion form this makes them look smarter, therefore they get better paid jobs... Though thats only how you've made it look in my opinion.
zarhx Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010
With the divorce rate how it is and with how full our orphanages are, kids need more gay couples adopting, hehe.
The-12th-Doctor86 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Student Artist
Well just because a kid grows up with same sex parents. Does not mean they will be gay. :D That's what I believe. Hell, as we all know. People with straight parents end up gay ;) I should know.
woodenpen Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Took me a second to realize the joke BUT AWESOME WHEN I DID :+fav:
Dragoonfliy Featured By Owner May 25, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing comic man.
deaddays Featured By Owner May 25, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks bud! An oldie but a goodie!
Schlimazel Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2008  Hobbyist
xDD This brought a tremendous grin to my face. I wish there were more people like you who are this comfortable about homosexuality to joke about it without bashing.
Omnywrench Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
For a moment I thought this was talking about polyandry.
kuroi-nekochan Featured By Owner May 3, 2007
Whoo! We have another straight guy on our side...and not just the lesbians' side! I can't stand guys who hate gay boys but love lesbians for our 'entertainment' quality.

So yeah, this is funny. I like it, and wish I had two moms, or perhaps two dads. Not the homophobes that my actual parents are...
The-12th-Doctor86 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Student Artist
Oh I can't stand that. They say gays are sick and disgusting, but once they see two gay women. It's all. Hell yeah, look at that. I'd love to get with them...
j9y Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2007

Having a normal family is over-rated. Ask mine!
ShadowedWreath Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh ma gawsh. xD This comic rocks. =P
Taigan Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2006
DBZMerciter2005 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hilarious. I can't wait to show it to my male gay friend!

...what if it was two moms? Would it be a catfight? LOL
SpringyNinja Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2004
Amusing, and provocative!

I'll be entirely honest. I'm neither here no there on the issue.
I can see the argument for, as well as against. At the end of the day, all parents take a gamble in raising their children, be they hetero, or homo sexual.

I'm sure two men, or two women have just as much chance of screwing up their children as anyone else. :D
kumochan Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2004
*grin* Perfectly comfortable with my gayness. Just to comment on how kids raised by gays might turn out....well, at least we won't bullshit them about coming out if they turn out gay, too, huh? ~_^ Love this comic...
Tinu Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2004  Professional Interface Designer
funny :clap: XD
noriko-chan-chan Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2003
insanely creative and waaay too true...
faranth514 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2003
this is the funniest thing i have seen/read/come into contact with EVER. you had me on the FLOOR XD
thanks for brightening up my day! it's been pretty shitty so far... but now i can go to bed laughing. hee~!

*snickers* +fav, of course.
princendymion Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2003  Professional General Artist
you made me laugh out loud, literally, none of that lol crap.
adamguest1985 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2003
souljahsstory Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2003  Professional Interface Designer
heheh dude am gonna have to put u on dev watch
reason-baltrot Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2003   Writer
he he funny! :D
mishmash Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2003
oh and +fav
mishmash Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2003
I just came back to your gallery to have a look through.
All I can say as with all of your comics is that it's amazing again. The artwork is bang on (though, in my fuzzy-headed state I thought his lunchbox was a prosthetic leg of some kind :\), and the humour is, again, the kind to make me snort so much I swallow snot.

Apart from the funny taste - always a pleasure.
karmaslave15 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2003   Writer
cgaussie Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2003
Now THAT is very well handled. I loves it!
skantfa Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2003
LMFAO {stops foot and hits table repeadely} crap knew I shouldn't have bought that twinky....nothing good could have come from it...anyways that's great..
mkiacwn Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2003   Writer
Lmao. Good work. It was funny, and to the point. ^___^
pokemonica Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2003  Professional General Artist
Hey--I thought that this was a good comic to go with the article, even though I didn't agree with the author. :P The person in the feed-back section of the Collegian was being a butt by dragging the cartoon into it. I know a lot of gay people who would have found your cartoon to be at least mildly humorous! Great work as always, John!
kaian Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2003
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! :lmao: Nice. Funny, too. One of my friends has 2 moms - he'll think this comic is great, too!!!
Again: I absolutely LOVE your style!
ciircle Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2003   Traditional Artist
yeah, my uncle is gay, and him and his pardner have adopted a kid. he's 15 and straight as a whistle. good kid to, with good morales... and damn is he good with the little 15 year old girls :)
vchanhappylurker Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2003
Somehow, this makes me wonder what would happen if I had two moms like my real one... :wtf: Very cool comic. :grin:
superkev Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2003  Professional Photographer
HAH! How Canadian! I love it. :) It makes me really sad to hear all these morons on the news talking about how gay marriages are going to ruin the family structure and the country and cause Armageddon and so forth. How ridiculous! Live and let live. That's my motto. BTW, I wouldn't say I love gays because I know a couple of gay guys who are complete dicks. But, I know some really nice ones too. So it's not really a matter of what sexual team you play for, but your general sense of sportsmanship that matters most. :)
tetsuogz Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
Dah! If both parents take proper care of their kids they should grow up fine. All depends on how ell they take care of them. Hell, we have kids who wind up fucked by thier heterosexual parents. Has nothing to do with thier perference, just the fact they shouldn't of had children in the first place if they couldn't take care of them.

Funny comic tho. Might not be such a bad thing to have two butch dads to kick the asses of those kids that piss you off.
nehdeen Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
I love the joke. Nice job!
bloodyrosepetals Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
ha.. this rocks. i love it!
i can soooo see this happening in real life
koosh-llama Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003   Filmographer
hi-larity! and an interesting subject too. it really is difficult to say, especially because of the type of society these kids would be growing up in.
nicely done
cheeks-74 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003   General Artist
too funny!
sexypenguin Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
this is SO great. i love the ubermasculine yet refined gay couples
fig13 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003  Professional Digital Artist
"This is my dad and this is my other dad!" "Which one is your REAL dad?" "I have no idea!"

Great comic. :)
happienoodleboy Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
fun IS fun
candybeyatch Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
tangledweb Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003  Professional General Artist
Brilliant job with the commentary, it's as good as the policital cartoons I get on Slate. :)
insanitycomics Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003
heheh. nice job. Nice joke. I'd personally hate to grow up in a gay family, though. That would be so GAY!
midgetman Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2003   Photographer
Haha great job, the bully reminds me of moe from calvin and hobbes :D
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